Monday, March 15, 2010

It's Not Me Monday.

This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

On Saturday night after Malone woke up, nursed, and fell back asleep on my shoulder, I did not smell something foul in his diaper. I did not lay him on my bed, open up his jammie bottoms, and stick my hand into the world of the unknown that was diaper to investigate. I did not do this in the pitch black of night. I did not pray there was no stinky poo poo inside. I did not use my best Care Bear stare concentration, I did not hope he would stay sleeping. I was not giddy and relieved to find there was no stinky poo poo in the diaper. Don't worry, I washed my hands after!

On Sunday, I did not neglect to offer Malone fruit and veggies and instead feed him pancakes, cheese, and chicken. Does a few sips of orange juice count as a fruit? Probably not.

After I proof read this post, I am not going to sit down with a nice hot cup of tea and a bowl of Cheeze-Its. Because Cheeze-Its are not the breakfast of champions.


  1. Cheeze-Its aren't the breakfast for champions...well my day is shot! :)
    Stopping by, from MckMama.

  2. cheez its are fabulous though and I think very worthy of our morning attention! ; )

  3. Love Cheez its! Yum they sound delicious for breakfast! Thanks:) Lol! Have a GREAT Monday!

  4. You are so funny! I found your blog on McMama and I love your honesty! Being a mom is SO not for the light of heart!!

    Following your blog and lovin it! :)